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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 15:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

What breakthroughs are happening in foundational models of artificial intelligence (AI) in China?

No go.

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Cosmetics Industry Icon Leonard A. Lauder, Chairman Emeritus, The Estée Lauder Companies, Passes Away - The Estée Lauder Companies Inc.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Derrick Thompson found guilty of murder in vicious car crash that killed 5 young Somali women - Star Tribune

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Marathon isn’t going to be another Concord, Sony insists - polygon.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Are Plastic Cutting Boards Safe? We Asked Experts - NBC News

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the most exciting aspect of driving an 18-wheeler truck across America (or any other country)?

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is the concept of pumping water uphill not commonly used as a source of electricity generation, similar to pumped-hydro systems?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

How an atomic nucleus can have two different shapes with only slightly different energy levels - Phys.org

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Still no good

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